I can't believe I missed this...
Demon, I think you should shove a sock up whatever hole you're letting 'johns' mind tricks slither in, because obviously he's knocked a few screws loose.
Please, "ZOMG, I TEXTED JOHN LYK 2 MINUTES AGO AND HE SAID HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MORE INFORMATION, CUZ I ASKED AND HE WOULD'VE TOLD ME AND shut the f*** up.
Wolfweb gets enough of this nonsense, stop contributing, it's sad-and pathetic-and it doesn't make you look cool.
And if I could see you in person right now, I would flip you off.